Elden Ring is a true adventure: a game that trusts you to explore, learn, and piece together its world for yourself.

The NBA returned to NBC this season, and Patrick wants it fed directly into his veins.

Pokipia is here to soak up your free time and ensure you pay the Switch 2 tithe.

The Basketball Gods are real. And lo, they say, chief among our commandments, you must not kill the vibe.

Uh Oh, I opened my big mouth and now I guess I need to talk about the actual Cup game.

I guess the talk of the Thunder going 73–9 may have been a little premature.

I made a new web app/game for all the Spurs fans. Or the Spurs-curious. I recount the time I spent making it, the decisions I made, and the friends I made (hallucinated) along the way. If you're not into technical stuff, you can skip!

I haven't written about The Beatles in ten years? That changes today as I examine one of The Beatles (and John Lennon specifically) seminal works. Which is strange because it is one of the worst produced songs in their catalog. So much so that The Beatles' enterprise has tried many times to get it right.

Dear Dr. Nintendo, My Paypal is patatoa@patatoa.com. I'll be expecting my ad dollars promptly.

Bill Simmons here. Luka to the Celtics. Who says no?